Chit Chat Yellow #5 Does NOT Cause Your Testicles To Shrink!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by DreamLandMafia, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. DreamLandMafia

    DreamLandMafia Premium Member

    Most people think that drinking Moutain Dew or anything else with Yellow #5 in it will cause your penis or testicles to shrink. This is not true. There have been no recorded cases of permanent "shrinkage". This alleged medical autrocity (sp?) is False!

    Snopes Reference Page
  2. Seth Bullock

    Seth Bullock Premium Member

    Hmmm. Well then what is causing mi.... Never mind.;)
  3. DreamLandMafia

    DreamLandMafia Premium Member

    Thats how its always been!!!

    [people in the background go OOOHHHHHHHHH]
  4. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Premium Member

    BUT drinking mountain dew does cause this phenomena of emitting a yellow liquid from your [edit].


  5. Cinderloft

    Cinderloft Premium Member

    Lol. The Dew. Liquid code for programmers. I love this stuff, possibly too much. Thank god my nads are safe, all I have to worry about is the diabetes. Soda = evil, tasty tasty evil.

  6. DreamLandMafia

    DreamLandMafia Premium Member

    You want some good carbonated beverage to keep you awake at night?? Try BAWLS!!
  7. prophetMiKE

    prophetMiKE New Member

    When I want to stay awake for 24 hours or more w/o ANY SLEEP... I TRY MONSTER ENERGY DRINK. It also comes in a low-carb formula for the healthy people out there.

    I love my monster... :D

  8. Zerinity

    Zerinity New Member

    :clwndnc:I love Moutain Dew. Only way I get through those MED finals this year. Studing to be a nurnot having Nads to worry about shrinking, it helps. I am gonna have to look in to Bawls tho.:ham:

  9. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

    Have you had Mountain Dew AMP Zerinity? It will light you up it has so much caffine, its crazy. Welcome to the board, and remember, there can be only one

  10. Mizar

    Mizar Premium Member

    what about surge that stuff used to keep you hyper for hours!
  11. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

    Oh man I miss surge, I was a member over at for the first year, but its gone now, I finally had to accept Surge isnt coming back.
  12. Bloodlust

    Bloodlust New Member

    yay my nads are safe agan:frog:
  13. marg6043

    marg6043 Premium Member

    Seth Bullock,

    Having problems with the Yellow in the dew, or is the mellow yellow problem.

    I don't believe in any of that but is fun to listen to these type pf myths that make men go worry about their private parts.:o
  14. kiwirobin

    kiwirobin Premium Member

    Dam, I've been trying for months and waiting for the results to kick in.
    Looks like I'll just have to keep wearing baggies.
    Oh yeah, try eating a banana with your energy drink apparantly the potassium reacts quite well with it. I've tried it and it seemed to put an edge on it.
  15. mscbkc070904

    mscbkc070904 Premium Member

    I have heard that urban legend for years about it shrinking the package. But is there actual scientific proof it doesnt? ok there is a ref page but, where the medical opinion from various research labs and institutes?
  16. Derek

    Derek ■֎؜♫■ Staff Member

    How funny, I heard about this myth growing up, but it never stopped me from enjoying my DEW! I have long stopped drinking this and now am addicted to Diet Coke. I wonder.... :lol:
  17. Iceberg

    Iceberg Premium Member

    I completely agree with marg6043.

    It's just so funny to watch the guys fret over their most prized possesion. :lol:

    Cruel as it is, I must tell some of my guy friends about this [not the part about it being untrue, of couse]. Just watchh their faces fall.