Chit Chat Thinning the Herd - by Chuck Shepard

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Zsandmann, Nov 10, 2004.

  1. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

    A man's body was found by divers in the Pend Oreille River near Newport, Wash., on Sept. 25; sheriff's deputies estimate that he was carrying about 40 pounds of beer (a satchel full around his body, plus cans in his pocket) but said they would wait on the autopsy before commenting.

    From the "News of the Weird" column that runs in college papers across the US.
     
  2. Waxy cheesecake

    Waxy cheesecake Premium Member

    Thats kind of sad when you think about it. It tells you that this person would have rather died that have given up his beer, and he did die.
     
  3. oddtodd

    oddtodd Premium Member

    cans don't float ? * emptys cooler and heads for the surf.....