This film is one of the best i've ever seen, here's a selection of my favourite quotes. 1, Kim Jong Il: Hans Bwix? Oh no!... Oh hewwo Hans, gweat to see you again! Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace, but your guards won't let me into certain areas. Kim Jong Il: Hans Hans Hans, we've been thwew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons mass destwuction, okay Hans? Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else. Kim Jong Il: O else what? Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you, and we will write you a letter, *telling* you how angry we are. Kim Jong Il: ...Okay Hans, I'wl show you. Stand to youw weft. Hans Blix: ... Kim Jong Il: A wittle mowa... Hans Blix: ... Kim Jong Il: Good... 2, Spottswoode: That was bad I.N.T.E.L.L.E.G.N.C.E, very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E Sarah: INTELLIGENCE is down! Repeat, we have no INTELLIGENCE! 3, Joe: %$&*! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street! 4, Spottswoode: If the terrorists get ahold of those WMD's, it will be 9-11 times 100. Chris: That's... Spottswoode: ...yes, 91,100. 5, Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356. Chris: My god, that's... I don't even know what that is! Kim Jong Il: Nobody does! 6, Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America". Intelligence: [pause] Yes there is.