Puzzles & Games Perfect Couple

Discussion in 'Puzzles & Games' started by helenheaven, Jan 3, 2005.

  1. helenheaven

    helenheaven Premium Member

    There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

    One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving a perfect car (a Lamborghini) along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle (it was a 2+2!). Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

    Who was the survivor?
  2. Icewolf

    Icewolf Premium Member

    it's got to be the woman considering the post you just made in the lounge.
  3. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Premium Member

    yup, cause she was the only one that existed in the first place!

  4. helenheaven

    helenheaven Premium Member

    The perfect woman, of course. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

    but then again, to be fair....

    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman was driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
  5. Icewolf

    Icewolf Premium Member

    lol, there is a perfect man, me!
  6. tablet

    tablet Premium Member

    This explains why there was a car accident
    You call this fair? she survived the car accident! IF this where a man, he's dead. ;)
  7. Hazlenuttt

    Hazlenuttt New Member

    So the woman wasn't perfect after all.. Hey.. I really like these threads... I was gunna say that somebody dreamt this cuz nobody is perfect...
  8. jake1209

    jake1209 New Member

    i say santa claus was the survivor. if they were a perfect couple, there's no way they'd be seperated meaning they both die together and get to still be with each other on the other side. in my opinion, there's multiple answers to this riddle.
  9. OXmanK

    OXmanK New Member

    It's the car. To quote Banky Edwards in Chasing Amy "Because the other three are figments of your farkin' imagination."
  10. oortpower

    oortpower Member

    One of the gifts contained an armadillo and it curled up to survive.