Chit Chat OUCH!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by JcMinJapan, Oct 28, 2004.

  1. JcMinJapan

    JcMinJapan Premium Member

    MY GOD.... How could anything do that?!!! :(:(

    Bucharest - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying.

    "I cut it... and the dog rushed and ate it."

    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

    http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1096898401490B236
     
  2. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

    Oh My! Thats all I can say, Oh My!
     
  3. helenheaven

    helenheaven Premium Member

    eek

    we have no chickens left at our place anymore....

    hmm
     
  4. DreamLandMafia

    DreamLandMafia Premium Member

    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Bleys

    Bleys Phoenix Takes Flight Staff Member

    Okay - how does one confuse their penis with a chicken's neck? More importantly why is someone butchering an animal naked?

    Details, I want more details....:devil:
     
  6. tablet

    tablet Premium Member

    I think the story is real. Isn't that what they're doing to us? Making us to believe that it's real, therefore it must be.

    Mind Control. :yes:

    [Edited on 29-10-2004 by tablet]
     
  7. Bleys

    Bleys Phoenix Takes Flight Staff Member

    Seth and I use to keep a folder full of news articles on death, dismemberment or severe injury due to misadventure. We called it our "proof of evolution in action" file.

    One of the stories was about a man who had severed his manhood with a circular saw. He said he made better wood cuts in the nude or some such nonsense. If I can find the folder - I'll scan them and post them.