A lady looked out her window one morning to discover her lawn gnomes were missing. She called the police and they came and looked around, but told her not to expect much. A few days later she got a postcard in the mail from Hawaii that read: "We decided to take a vacation. Having a wonderful time, wish you were here. The Gnomes." Two weeks later she answered the doorbell to find the gnomes standing on the porch. --I have heard this before, makes you wonder and I guess Travelocity used it!