Hello, peeps...popped in for my weekly Sunday look at my favourite site (bit like Church in'it?) and no one's here. Stop the madness and get back to your favourite site now, c'mon, thats it, turn off those dodgy sites (save yourself the $3.99 a minute...) Well, now that you're here, unfortunately, I'm going to subject you to two short stories. I recently moved house and in one of my boxes of stuff (read s**t) I found two short stories I wrote 21 years ago. One I got a "C" for (too descriptive) and one an A. I prefer the one I got a "C" for as it is based on true events, a camping trip with a boyfriend that went so horribly wrong he ended up throwing my leather boots onto our fire....so, inspired by true events as they say. The other story amazed me as its set in the future....and I wrote it in 1984. Now, both of these are a few hundred words so bear with me whilst I type them up for your reading pleasure, or sheer hilarity value.