Chit Chat Assault with a deadly vegetable

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by drlau, Oct 5, 2004.

  1. drlau

    drlau Premium Member

    Russian Pensioner Kills Intruder with Zucchini

    From MosNews.
    ...proving once again that necessity is the mother of invention.

  2. junior_smith

    junior_smith Premium Member

    i too have been faced with a situation where zuchini was the only the only option of survival.

    seriously though dr lau i think you have too much time on your hands lol
  3. ilovepizza

    ilovepizza Premium Member

    How can a zuchini kill someone :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  4. tablet

    tablet Premium Member

    You want to know? Illusion!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  5. ilovepizza

    ilovepizza Premium Member

    What did the cops say over the radio? Be on your guard he is armed with a large zuchini:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I can only imagine what the police report said. He is charged with "assult with a deadly vegetable" :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  6. JcMinJapan

    JcMinJapan Premium Member

    Next, uncooked vegies will be not allowed on airplanes. :pbjtime::pbjtime:
  7. oddtodd

    oddtodd Premium Member

    Remember that old Hitchcock story where the woman killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then fed the evidence to the cops ? What would this guy do ? Take some pickles home with ya boys ....or Hot day , how bout some nice cool gazapacho , it's in the fridge , help yourselves .

    LOOK OUT !! HE'S REACHING FOR THE ASPARAGUS !!!! ( just simple assault for inflicting whiffy pee )