Chit Chat A real working time machine on ebay!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Icewolf, Apr 6, 2005.

  1. Icewolf

    Icewolf Premium Member

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  2. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

    check out the recently asked questions at the bottom, mwhahahaha.
     
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  3. mscbkc070904

    mscbkc070904 Premium Member

    Hey why not try and sell it, I mean you can buy, literally 'crap' on ebay. You can sell anything, even some other orifice discharge, someone out there will buy it, makes you wonder.
     
  4. MidnightDStroyer

    MidnightDStroyer New Member

    Hmmm...I noticed that the winning bid was tendered by a casino...I wonder what *they* intend to do with it?
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  5. Ape

    Ape Premium Member

    heheh 345.00$ heh
     
  6. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

    Note to self: Go to cellular store, buy old phone parts and makes lots of time machines to sell on Ebay.
     
  7. JcMinJapan

    JcMinJapan Premium Member

    Maybe they it was tendered by a casino, but it is the casino that needed to purchase it to create enough money to make itself in the past........

    Probably, they have enough legal power to return it if it does not work the way the guy said it would, especially if he does not refund them.....
     
  8. Young William

    Young William Premium Member

    Quantum Physica,.....such a reliable term......I think I'll walk the plank.
     
  9. drlau

    drlau Premium Member

    Golden Palace Casino has been winning alot of these type of auctions. They are doing this to get cheap advertising exposure. $345 for an auction that has been viewed nearly 90,000 times, with their name as the winning bidder = cheap.

    If you can come up with an idea that is strange enough to catch people's attention, someone like Golden Palace will come sniffing around, and you just might get some spending money...

    Introducing the All-New Automatic Electric Weasel Washer®! Away with the workaday chore of washing your weasel - just one cycle in this must-have appliance will get your weasel cleaner than he's ever been!!** Yours for the low, low price of $1495.00!

    **Individual results may vary. Can also be used with ferrets. Do not use with minks - the washer is not designed to handle the thick, luxurious fur of a mink.


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  10. Nygdan

    Nygdan Member

    Considering that thats one of the photos offered as 'proof', then anyone who spends money on it deserves it.

    It won at 345$?

    Dang, maybe I need to built a subspace communicator or vortex blaster and sell it on ebay.

    The pics of it say it has a 'flux capacitator' and 'dilithium crystals'. uhmmm, helllooo mcfllyyyy!

    Awesome.
     
  11. helenheaven

    helenheaven Premium Member

    I have a working time machine...really! I call it my clock...

    Let's put our heads together and think up something whacky the Casino will buy so we can donate the money to me...um, I mean ID

    Where is that casino ? I'm itching to get there...I know they do nice grilled cheese sandwiches...
     
  12. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

    I smell a research project. Tell me what to build and I swear Ill list it on Ebay and all the profits will go to ID. Just remember Im on a budget, and that is approx. $0.00
     
  13. helenheaven

    helenheaven Premium Member

    A cure for impotence ? ah. no think I already got an e mail or two about a solution for that today...

    I'm sure we can think up some *item*

    Anybody got any mouldy cheese that looks like the Pope ?
    Anyone have any slivers of the Cross or bits of the Shroud ? The religious icons seem to go for the most....
     
  14. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

    You got an offer for a cure for impotence! Ah man, all I keep getting is offers to harvest my eggs for cash. Now I have grade A and farm raised, which ones do they want?
     
  15. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

  16. helenheaven

    helenheaven Premium Member

    Christ, Golden Palace have deep pockets for all manner of crapola! Those poor babies! Still $10K is a nice windfall !

    How about a teleporting machine...was thinking of an old fridge at the local dump ?
     
  17. Icewolf

    Icewolf Premium Member

    i think the postage of an old fridge might cost more than whatever they pay for it, lol
     
  18. helenheaven

    helenheaven Premium Member

    Yeah, shipping ain't included

    Plus, we could put it inside another old fridge and teleport it to them...oh wait...that won't work...
     
  19. Icewolf

    Icewolf Premium Member

    lol, when you close the door it teleports but when you open it again, it comes back.
     
  20. Zsandmann

    Zsandmann Premium Member

    how about a little box of some sort, like a shoebox spray painted silver and wrapped in 'specially engineered teleporting adhesive cloth matrix' AKA Duct Tape. lol